NOOOOvember 2013: 8 Quick Disappointments

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I’m thrilled that several people have gotten into this NOOOOvember series, but, sadly, all good (bad?) things must come to an end. But it simply wouldn’t be right to go out with anything less than a bang. So rather than rewatch another disappointing film and subject you to all the gory details, I decided to address several of my memorable letdowns all at once. Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2013: A Tim Burton Remake Double Feature!

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Hey there, friends! So you’ve gobbled your turkey dinners and you’ve bludgeoned strangers for bargain items at various Black Friday sales. What now? How about some disappointment?! That’s right–it’s time for another NOOOOvember film review! Actually you’re in for a treat because this time you get two reviews for the mere viewing of one post! It’s Black Friday, so I feel I have to offer up some kind of deal, too.  Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2013: Spider-Man 3

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Just a few more days of disappointment left! How will this blog go on without these wretched, wretched films?! Well…I’ll have to manage. Maybe go back to reviewing good films, I guess. If you think you might’ve missed out on some of the other wonderfully terrible failure films of NOOOOvember, just check into the Archives, where you can find more reviews from me and several much-loved contributors. Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2013: Lockout

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We’ve already had several fantastic posts for NOOOOvember 2013 (all of which you can view in the Archives), but now the wonderful Miss Table9Mutant over at Cinema Parrot Disco has decided to join the fun and vent about one of her biggest film disappointments, Lockout! I was curious about this film, but now…eh. I think Table9Mutant has convinced me to stay away. Read on, oh disappointed friends! Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2013: The Hangover Part II

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Another day, another disappointment. Though the month is already more than halfway done (seriously, can you believe December is less than two weeks away?!), there are still a slew of disappointing films out there worth adding to NOOOOvember. If you’d like to see the movies covered in the series so far, simply check out the NOOOOvember 2013 Archives, where you can find reviews from myself and several beloved contributors. Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2013: The Village

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So far, Gary Lee from With a Friend Like Gary has shared his frustrations about the original Carrie, Eric Isaacs from The IPC has vented about Prometheus, and I’ve expressed my disappointment for a couple of films, too (Quantum of Solace and X-Men: The Last Stand). You can view all of these in the NOOOOvember 2013 Archives. But now it’s time to add one more letdown to those archives: M. Night Shyamalan’s The Village. Continue reading