NOOOOvember 2015: Cara’s Top 5 Disappointments of 2015

Even Frodo understands the crushing blow of a disappointing movie.

Hey, folks! Many apologies for my absence of late. Over the past week I have been dealing with: 1) a water heater busting and turning half of my apartment into a lake, 2) a brief bout of illness, and 3) driving five hours away from home to take a week-long class for work. Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2014: The Fluff Is Raging AND a Fond Series Farewell

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So I hate to break it to you guys, but…today is the last day of NOOOOvember. Please try not to cry too much, okay? Or wait–are those tears of joy because you’re ready to hear about movies that AREN’T disappointing…? Well, for better or worse, today we shall bid adieu to this series. Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2014: The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger

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It’s always disappointing to have to suffer through another Monday, huh? Here’s the bright side: I’ve got some NOOOOvember disappointments for you here that I think most of us can agree on and vent about together. This list is comin’ atcha from the lovely and wonderful Miss Zoë from The Sporadic Chronicles of a Beginner Blogger. She gave this post a good long think and came up with 10 pretty spot-on letdowns. Take it away, lady! Continue reading

NOOOOvember 2014: Isaacs Picture Conclusions

Hello!! Look who’s back to seduce and destroy Silver Screen Serenade???!!????!!!! That’s right!! Today I take pen in hand to dive – but not DRIVE – into a pitiful film from the makers of DRIVE that promised us SO MUCH and delivered JACK SHIT – that’s right, for Mistress Cara’s NOOOOvember, I present to you the LOUSY, that’s right, I used the word lousy, ONLY GOD FORGIVES.

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