An Important Update (and some mini reviews)

My face upon realizing how ridiculously long I have been gone.

Hi, guys. So, first of all, I would like to apologize profusely for disappearing for…let’s see…yikes–nearly three months. It was pretty uncool of me to drop off for so long without any warning. That said…I’m probably about to disappear again. And this time, it could be longer.

The Skinny: 6 Fall/Winter Films

Oh yeah. They’re back.

Hi, guys! Well in case you haven’t noticed, I’ve fallen disgustingly behind on my movie reviews. Granted, I really haven’t seen a ton of stuff lately, but I’d hoped to keep up with my reviews better than this. Shame on me! Still, I thought of an easy way to remedy my lack of prompt review-writing.

Duets: The Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials and The Intern

Alright, kids. Time to get back to these movie reviews! I’ve got these two and another pair that definitely need to be discussed. And so much coming out soon! This last month-and-a-half of the year is gonna be jam-packed with movie goodness.

Black Mass: Johnny Depp’s creepy comeback

Yikes. Is this really the first full review I’ve done since mid-July? I’ve been doing a lot of Duets lately, which are great, but it’s nice to take some time to really break down a movie every now and then. Since this one might be getting one or two Oscar nods (at least that’s my guess), it seems worthy of the full-review treatment.

Duets: Ricki and The Flash and The Visit

Hey, guys! Wow. I have been the worst about sticking to my schedule lately, huh? Sorry to disappear for almost a full week! But I’ve returned, and I have a couple of pretty good ones to talk about for this pair of reviews. They are basically on opposite ends of the genre spectrum

Duets: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. and Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation

I tell you what, guys, I am on FIRE with these film pairings lately. Last time, I paired off the latest superhero flicks (Fantastic Four and Ant-Man, which you can read all about here), and now I’ve got the latest spy flicks for you! Truly, it is the summer of Marvel and espionage.

Duets: Fantastic Four and Ant-Man

Happy Friday, everybody! Remember earlier this week when I was all, “I have the best Duet pairing EVER comin’ atcha!” Well, here we are! Within just a few weeks of each other, two superhero films hit the big screen like a ton of bricks. Hmm. Maybe that’s not the best way to describe it.

Duets: Trainwreck and Paper Towns

It’s Friday once again! Huzzah! And I’ve got a brand-spankin’ new pair of films to talk about. The target audiences for these are way different from each other, but they kind of touch on some of the same themes, I guess (albeit very, very loosely), and they’re both actually pretty good for what they are. But we’ll get into that.

Duets: Self/less and Inside Out

Little by little I’m getting caught up on all these summer movies I’ve been meaning to review! In fact, as of this moment, I don’t have ANY NEW MOVIES in line to review!!! …But I will after this weekend. Lol. Anyway, I wanted to knock these two films out with another one of my Duets.

Jurassic World: dino might or dino meh?

This…this is something I’ve been looking forward to, you guys. Jurassic freaking World. As a child of the ‘90s, the Jurassic Park films mean a lot to me. I was too young to go see the first film in theaters, but I distinctly remember playing with toy dinosaurs for a large chunk of my childhood, and I am positive this had everything to do with Jurassic Park.