I am 1,000% excited to announce that I have been declared a CHAMPION!! Read all about it! Thanks so very much to Eric of The IPC for putting on this glorious contest, and congrats to EVERYONE for all of their awesome entries!! Seriously, there were so many hilarious reviews of terrible movies that I don’t know how anyone could decide their favorites! I sure had a heck of a time choosing. But thanks so much to all of you voters who got enough of a chuckle out of my write-up to deem it worthy of a vote. You are awesome, and I am on cloud nine. LONG LIVE SHITFEST!!!!!
YOU CAME!!! (not like that!!!)
YOU READ!!!
YOU PILLAGED!!!
YOU VOTED!!!!
AND A CHAMPION HAS BEEN CROWNED!!!
But it wasn’t easy!! This contest saw numerous lead changes and was TIED up until some votes came in Friday night! A SHITFEST WORLD RECORD 102!!! people voted this time around (that’s 510 total votes!!!) and late Friday night DARK CARA and her PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: THE MARKED ONES rolled a pack of Lucky Strikes up her shirt sleeve, greased her hair into a fine, golden coif and went out shanking the other contenders, emerging from a pool of blood: VICTORIOUS!!! HOORAY for DARK CARA!! Just don’t tell her mom!!
But seriously though, this was a WONDERFUL time and I think everyone had fun! When do you want to do this again???
Now, I’ll put on my welding goggles, my welding apron and some gloves (for safety) and head out into my blood stained dungeon
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