THE RIFF-RAFF, THAT’S WHO!!!
That’s right ladies and gents, I’m here in all of my Unclean Glory…. When I was talking with Cara about my idea for her upcoming blogathon – and that it would require a bunch of uploading, she suggested making me an author on her site here so I could “upload those damned things myself” (sic). Of course I was all “YES YES YES YES YES I CLEAN UP GOOD!!!!” and she said “OK, but no rough housing, horsing around or farting” …….. and then I got my invite….
So now I’m out of the dungeon and in the front room and you see that lamp over there? I’m gonna BLEEP!! BLEEP!!!! BLEEP!!!! BLEEP!!! BLEEP!!!!!! BLEEP!!!!! on the front steps. That Antimacassar there?? BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! The bear skin rug, you ask?? Well, it’s BLEEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! with those grey BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! And for our Digestives we’ll have some Jagermeister shots and BLEEP!!!! with the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! and the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! over there by the lawn chairs.
Those of you who know me, know I’m not a guy who gives a BLEEEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEEP for things like “schedules” or “deadlines” or “commas” or “Oklahoma State University Alumni / Fans” so I’m not sure what’s in store for the future here, but I do know there’s gonna be a bunch of BLEEEEEEEEEP!!! BLEEP!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! and a couple of pinches of BLEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! and BLEEEEEEP!!! while the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! do the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! while BLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! Polyester pants.
Well, I guess that’s it for my inaugural post. I hope Mistress Cara approves of what I wrote. It’s all just good, clean fun!
See ya around!!
OH YEAH!!! Here’s a teaser (don’t worry, it’s rated PG):