That’s right ladies and gents, I’m here in all of my Unclean Glory…. When I was talking with Cara about my idea for her upcoming blogathon – and that it would require a bunch of uploading, she suggested making me an author on her site here so I could “upload those damned things myself” (sic). Of course I was all “YES YES  YES YES YES I CLEAN UP GOOD!!!!” and she said “OK, but no rough housing, horsing around or farting” …….. and then I got my invite….

So now I’m out of the dungeon and in the front room and you see that lamp over there? I’m gonna BLEEP!! BLEEP!!!! BLEEP!!!! BLEEP!!! BLEEP!!!!!! BLEEP!!!!! on the front steps. That Antimacassar there?? BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! The bear skin rug, you ask?? Well, it’s BLEEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! with those grey BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! And for our Digestives we’ll have some Jagermeister shots and BLEEP!!!! with the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! and the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! over there by the lawn chairs.

Those of you who know me, know I’m not a guy who gives a BLEEEEEEEEP BLEEEEEEEEEEEP for things like “schedules” or “deadlines” or “commas” or “Oklahoma State University Alumni / Fans” so I’m not sure what’s in store for the future here, but I do know there’s gonna be a bunch of BLEEEEEEEEEP!!! BLEEP!!! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!! and a couple of pinches of BLEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! and BLEEEEEEP!!! while the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! do the BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! while BLEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! Polyester pants.

Well, I guess that’s it for my inaugural post. I hope Mistress Cara approves of what I wrote. It’s all just good, clean fun!

See ya around!!

OH YEAH!!! Here’s a teaser (don’t worry, it’s rated PG):

44 thoughts on “GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER????

  1. Remember when Cara used to be the scary one. Now she means like the lesser of two evils, even with the whole ‘starving in the basement for months on end’ thing.

  2. *Yawn* Morning, guys, what’s going–wait a second…What?



    What is this nonsense??? Miguel, who would you possibly let past our security…?

    ISAACS. I shoud’ve known!!!

    *claws at the sky*

    *primal scream*

    This is NOT over. Prepare yourself, IPC–Dark Cara will be paying a visit in the near future. You can bet on it. Mwahahahahaha…

    • Oh BLEEEP. Now I’ve BLEEEEEEEEEEEEPING BLEEEEEEEEPED it. There is at least one saving grace for me. I AM Miguel’s Creator. He will call me Mighty and Unclean and I have the Prototype here. The Cause is to protect and serve Mistress Cara. But also preserve The Creator.

      • Does Miguel call me mistress?? He never does that when he’s around me! He likes to pretend he has the run of things, but I think I have instilled at least a tiny bit of fear and respect for me. Even so, I don’t think I can ever convince him to keep you out. You know, since he literally worships you and all. Last night, he sacrificed a hornet’s nest in your name. He set it on fire and laughed. It was terrifying.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s